THE HATE LIST
1. “In America, we have…”
2. 2-carat engagement rings
3. 6th floor girls
4. Aeropostale
5. Army National Guard commercial
6. Basketball
7. Big moles on people’s faces
8. Birth control
9. Blisters
10. Blizzards
11. Burglars
12. Burnt out lightbulbs
13. Caked-on makeup
14. Cancer
15. Car commercials
16. Cat hair everywhere
17. Caveman Geico commercials
18. Cheap extensions
19. Class
20. Clear bra straps
21. Cougareat
22. Crazy foreign roommates
23. Creepy Clearisil commercials
24. Crying
25. Deal or No Deal
26. Deforestation
27. Dirty cars
28. Ditzy girls
29. Driving in the snow
30. Eating one’s burrito in under a minute
31. Emo Polaroid pictures
32. Emotions on reality TV
33. EZ Cheese
34. Fake people
35. FaMOUSE people
36. Fishnet shirts
37. Fresh papaya
38. Girls with 8000 best friends
39. Glenn Beck
40. Guns
41. Hot Topic
42. Huge tattoos in Old English font
43. Hunting
44. Idaho
45. Ignorance
46. Interrupted naps
47. Kevin Federline
48. Kids in sacrament meeting
49. Korrie
50. Lace-trimmed clothing
51. Lurking
52. Man bands (like Daughtry, Lifehouse, Finger Eleven, Nickleback, etc.)
53. Matching outfits in engagement pictures
54. Melting ice caps
55. Mormon celebrities
56. Mormon movies
57. Mud
58. Nancy Grace
59. Onch
60. Paramore
61. Pastel colors
62. Pawn shops
63. People who stare into your car as you drive by
64. People who text while having a conversation
65. People who travel all the time
66. People who use Macs to be trendy
67. Provo all-stars
68. Puddles
69. Scene kids
70. Scion xB’s and Honda Elements
71. Scrunchies
72. Shirts with one sleeve
73. Shouting in commercials
74. Skinny jeans
75. Slugs
76. Smog/Pollution
77. Sound Warehouse commercials
78. Sparkling vampires
79. Spencer on the Hills
80. Stallions
81. Stray hairs everywhere
82. Striped polo shirts on girls
83. Stupid jokes
84. Subway
85. Tacky people
86. Temecula
87. Texas
88. The Home Shopping Network
89. The pictures on the walls
90. The Shark
91. The Wendy’s girl
92. Tila Tequila
93. Twilight superfans
94. Utah drivers
95. Utah Lake
96. Utah Valley
97. Waking up before 9 am
98. When holiday job employers actually call your references
99. Wind
100. World of Warcraft
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4 comments:
I still came on to read this, even though I was in the room when you came up with the list. I love it!
You don't like Gladys Knight? I don't know if I could come up with 100 things. I tend to list group kind of stuff, like 1. stupidity, 2. whining, 3. people
haha... I might do this. except, according to you, it would be one item long: 1. everything.
wait - you hate stallions!?
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